Cam can’t cum, and it's ruined every relationship she’s ever had, so she’s hell-bent on fixing herself. After its sell-out debut season in 2024, The Clitoris Conundrum is back.

$30 - $35 (plus service fees)
75 minutes (no interval)
17 - 21 February 2026

Cam can’t cum, and it’s ruined every relationship she’s ever had. 

Ariki dreams of being a drag queen, but he suffers from overwhelming stage fright. 

Ava’s determined to fall in love without u-hauling. 

Playwright Connor Amor-Bendall, director Sean Rivera, and producer Meg Robinson are bringing The Clitoris Conundrum back after its sell-out 2024 debut season at the Basement Theatre. Catch all the drama at Q Theatre Loft as part of Auckland Pride 2026. 

Exploring the ripple effects of sexual assault through the lens of platonic and romantic love, our characters navigate the complexities of trauma in queer relationships, and the demands of territorial best friends. 

It wouldn’t be The Clitoris Conundrum without a licentious litany of anorgasmia remedies, a lap dancing life-sized vibrator and some cheeky drag! Tickets are hot hot hot, get in quick! 

Presented By: 

Yeah Nah Productions x Peachy Productions

With support from Rule Foundation, Outline, Auckland Pride, Rainbow Youth, HELP and Te Wāhi Wahine o Tāmaki Makaurau

Creative Team: 

Written by Connor Amor-Bendall

Directed by Sean Rivera 

Producer: Meg Robinson

Creative Producer: Connor Amor-Bendall

Dramaturg: Holly Hudson

Cast:

Molly Curnow 

Connor Amor-Bendall

Nikolai Puharich

Ludia Buckley

Audience Warning: This show contains coarse language, discussion of sexual assault, and sexual themes.

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