Where Are All the Tall Grandmas? Be honest, you’ve never seen one have you? So where the f#%k are they? Do they shrink? Die young? Are short kings eating them? Or perhaps they are thriving in an underground society, gathering each night by candlelight to uphold the sacred sanctity of the towering matriarch.

$32.00 - $35.00
60 minutes
5 May 2026

"Lou Wall is not saying that tall grandmas are the Illuminati… but they’re also not saying they’re not.
In this hilariously unhinged new hour, Lou dives head first into the disappearance of tall old women everywhere. A comedic investigation into height, heritage and what it truly means to live large.
'Wall is a comedy whirlwind.' The New York Times"

Presented by NZICF 

Created by Lou Wall


Audience Warnings: Recommended 16. May contain colourful language and adult themes.