Comedy

Hayley Sproull - AILMENTS

A dead kidney, a weak bladder, a full beard and a uterus shaped like the devil - Hayley Sproull's body is a constant source of mild disappointment.

$25 - $30 (service fees may apply)
50 minutes
9 - 13 May 2023

HEADS UP

Due to the state of emergency in Tāmaki Makaurau, Tuesday 9 May's performance will not go ahead. We will contact those with tickets directly. If you haven't heard from us please contact us at boxoffice@qtheatre.co.nz


A dead kidney, a weak bladder, a full beard and a uterus shaped like the devil - Hayley Sproull's body is a constant source of mild disappointment. A body that is both quad-heavy and moth-fearing. A body that thrives on sav but can’t handle a cube of pumpkin. A body so dramatic it killed its own organ because Hayley didn’t wee often enough.

Hayley Sproull (ZM Breakfast, Have You Been Paying Attention?) brings you a new hour of music and comedy as she exposes her predominantly minor ailments.

You obviously have good taste. Check out the full line up in the 2023 NZ International Comedy Festival with Best Foods Mayo from 5 – 28 May.

Audience warnings
This show is suitable for ages 16+.
Please note: the performance on Friday 12 May will be filmed. 

  • Thursday 9 October, 2025
    Comedy

    Teardrops on My Dildo 2: Lube Me Alone

    Australian comedian, Vanessa Larry Mitchell returns with her next instalment of hilarious life events in Teardrops on my Dildo 2: Lube Me Alone.
  • 11 - 12 October 2025
    Comedy

    Ranggheli: The Bhavai Saga. . .

    Celebrate Diwali in the city with Ranggheli: The Bhavai Saga — 75 minutes of colourful Gujarati folk theatre, music, and laughter, plus food and festivities for a perfect night out.
  • 16 - 18 October 2025
    Comedy

    Josh Metcalfe - All My Pets Keep Dying

    It's not like he hasn’t tried…They all just keep dying!
  • 19 October 2025
    Comedy

    Alex Calleja Laughtrip New Zealand Tour 2025 (Auckland)

    Following the success of his Netflix special “Tamang Panahon”, Alex Calleja, together with The Comedy Crew, has taken his sharp wit and humor to international stages — bringing laughter to Filipino communities around the world.