Comedy

Hayley Sproull - AILMENTS

A dead kidney, a weak bladder, a full beard and a uterus shaped like the devil - Hayley Sproull's body is a constant source of mild disappointment.

$25 - $30 (service fees may apply)
50 minutes
9 - 13 May 2023
Tue 9 May, 6:30pm - 7:20pm
Wed 10 May, 6:30pm - 7:20pm
Thu 11 May, 6:30pm - 7:20pm
Fri 12 May, 6:30pm - 7:20pm
Sat 13 May, 5pm - 5:50pm
Sat 13 May, 6:30pm - 7:20pm

HEADS UP

Due to the state of emergency in Tāmaki Makaurau, Tuesday 9 May's performance will not go ahead. We will contact those with tickets directly. If you haven't heard from us please contact us at boxoffice@qtheatre.co.nz


A dead kidney, a weak bladder, a full beard and a uterus shaped like the devil - Hayley Sproull's body is a constant source of mild disappointment. A body that is both quad-heavy and moth-fearing. A body that thrives on sav but can’t handle a cube of pumpkin. A body so dramatic it killed its own organ because Hayley didn’t wee often enough.

Hayley Sproull (ZM Breakfast, Have You Been Paying Attention?) brings you a new hour of music and comedy as she exposes her predominantly minor ailments.

You obviously have good taste. Check out the full line up in the 2023 NZ International Comedy Festival with Best Foods Mayo from 5 – 28 May.

Audience warnings
This show is suitable for ages 16+.
Please note: the performance on Friday 12 May will be filmed. 

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