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Hayley Sproull - Ailments

Hayley Sproull (ZM Breakfast, Have You Been Paying Attention?) brings you a new hour of music and comedy as she exposes her predominantly minor ailments.

$25 - $30
60 minutes, no interval
10 - 14 October 2023

A dead kidney, a weak bladder, a full beard and a uterus shaped like the bunny from Donnie Darko -  Hayley Sproull's body is a constant source of mild disappointment. A body so confused it’ll grow quads worthy of an All Black prop and have a moth-induced panic attack. A body so contradictory it can handle two bottles of cheap sav blanc, but not a cube of pumpkin. A body so dramatic it killed its own organ because Hayley didn’t go pee pee often enough. 

Award winning comedian Hayley Sproull (ZM Breakfast, Have You Been Paying Attention?) brings you a brand new hour of music and comedy as she exposes her most annoying and predominantly minor ailments. 

Sproull is an outstanding performer: natural onstage, charismatic, secure.” - Bad Apple Gay Review of Ailments, NZ Comedy Fest Season 2023
 

Presented, written and performed by:
Hayley Sproull

Audience warnings: 
Suitable for ages 16+. Contains strong language and adult themes. 

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