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Don't Touch The Queers

Don’t Touch The Queers is an opulent celebration of burlesque, drag, dance and circus.
Starring Elektra Shock (Rupaul’s Drag Race), this colourful cabaret is a showcase of unstoppable queer excellence. 

90 Minutes (Including interval)
Thu 17 - Sat 19 February 2022
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Cancelled

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PLEASE NOTE: This show was originally scheduled for February 2022 and is now cancelled. If you had tickets to those dates we'll be in touch with you directly. Read more about the impact of the COVID-19 Protection Framework changes here.


Don't Touch The Queers is an opulent celebration of burlesque, drag, dance and circus.
Produced by Luck & Schooney, this colourful cabaret unleashes the magic of the queer spirit and pulls you into a diverse world that embraces queerness in all its shades. 

With death-defying skill and unstoppable glamour this spectacular showcase of queer excellence will have you on the edge of your seat and dancing in the aisles.
Starring the powerhouse of drag Elektra Shock (RuPaul's Drag Race), this evening of sexy striptease and joyful gyration is not to be missed!

James Luck and Rebekkah Schoonbeek combine as the artistic duo of Luck & Schooney. 
Together they create extraordinary shows and productions full of passion, humour and emotion, with a focus on connecting with diverse audiences. Both with many years of performance and creative experience they specialise in creating stories and performances through dance, circus and burlesque. 

"A driving force creating original kiwi cabaret” - Tuatara Collective

“OMG YOU’RE SO BEAUTIFUL!” - Festival goer at Splore 2020


Summer at Q UoA Acknowledgement - Q Theatre

This show is also supported by Auckland Pride. 

Contains: Adult Themes, Language, Nudity
Directors & Choreographers: James Luck & Rebekkah Schoonbeek 
Please note: Don’t Touch the Queers’ performances on the 17th and 19th will be filmed

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